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As a direct result of this, I also couldn't seem to place memories relating to those nights in order either. So busking became one long, glorious night in my memory. It still is if I stop and think about it. I guess it's totally normal, like when you try to remember ever being with an old girlfriend, it's all just snapshots in your mind and a general feeling of what life felt like at that time. Which is GREAT if your ex-girlfriends are as crazy as most of mine. Lots of things I'd prefer not to be able to remember without effort.
After busking for about 2 years, building up a following of a couple of thousand regular visitors who'd come to see me every week, I decided to see about putting together a solo acoustic show (busking indoors more or less) and getting some pub work. I canvassed all the most likely pubs in Perth only to find that most of them go through an agency - the SAME agency. So I gave them a call.
3 months later my call had still not been returned and I had been given the "we'll call you soon" run-around, a number of times. This particular morning I woke up with a bad attitude. Maybe I was hung-over, maybe I had had enough of my ex-girlfriend complaining about her lifestyle that I was paying for, or maybe it was a whole lot of things combined. Either way I called the agency.
"Hi, Just a quick call. Please go ask your boss if he's wasting my time. So I can just go with another agency. Thanks "
The receptionist assured me he'd call back straight away.
My reply: "Whatever."
30 Seconds later the phone rang. The agent apologised profusely, then told me if I was serious about playing gigs, I would need a decent PA system as a lot of the pubs and parties he'd be sending me to didn't have their own. And then of course I would need to come in and audition - with my brand new audio equipment.
I said: "Give me 2 weeks."
1 week later I strolled into my favourite music store and spent every last cent in my bank account on a brand new, very decent PA system. Powered speakers, mixing desk, stands, leads and spare leads - the works.
I walked in knowing nothing about any musical gear that required electricity and walked out with a great setup and a hefty discount. Thanks to the couple of hours the salesperson Greg spent with me, explaining every last detail of how the components relate to each other and exactly what I would need and NOT need.
Just as I was walking out the door with the last piece of new, shiny equipment, Greg stopped me.
"Hey look. I don't normally do this but... um, would you like me to come over and teach you the basics of audio engineering? For free of course. Yeah, I don't EVER do this kind of thing, it's just that... well, I've never had a customer with your kind of self belief before. You just seem to be like a force of nature, like if noone helped you, you'd still find a way. I like that. What do you say?"
"Hell yes, that would be awesome. Saves me reading flat out and trying not to blow things up for the next week. What sort of beer do you drink?"
So Greg came over that night and we spent hours, working on training me to engineer my own audio through a mixing desk that looked ridiculously complicated and had a million shiny, light-up buttons tempting me to press them all at once and risk some sort of space-time continuum implosion. (Now I know what most of them do, it doesn't seem nearly so dangerous).
In the alcoholic stupor and rampant philosophy that followed the real work, Greg peered over with half-focussed eyes, first through his beer bottle, then around his beer bottle (which seemed to work much better once he'd blinked his eyes into focus) and said: "You know, I think you might be a Shaman."
"Whadd'ya mean?" I replied swaying backwards and forwards on my seat, trying to remember who this guy was and why we'd gotten absolutely smashed.
"Hard to explain" He replied, gesturing wildly, spinning to his feet and slurring: "Thanks for the beer" as the momentum of standing, forced him into a walk. Straight through the back gate of my flat and out onto the street, where he quickly disappeared from view as his feet took him on some drunken journey.
I was in no state to follow.
"Thanks for all the cosmic knowledge, cosmic space fish." I yelled after him, paraphrasing Gonzo from "Muppets from Space", and giggling like an imbecile.
This was to spark off a week-long bombardment of the word "Shaman" into my life, from just about every imaginable source. That's when I had my first inkling that something was up.
NEXT TIME: "The fourth effect of street performance on the individual" and why the Gonzo may actually be a Shaman. (Forgetting for a moment that Gonzo is made primarily of foam).